Thursday, January 19, 2012

What if Facebook had ALWAYS Been Around?

Last night Meredith and I were talking about Tudor England (we do that quite a bit actually), and I was saying how by time news got to the far reaches of the kingdom, they were like two queens and a religion behind because you couldn't just post it on Facebook...hmmm...what if historical figures had facebook? (and maybe some literary figures as well). Sorry if the whole PhD thing has made me more academic. I'll get back to my normal mindless drivel soon.

Ben Franklin -> Tommy Jefferson: Way to rock the doc!
John Hancock likes this.

Noah: Still need 1 giraffe and 1 unicorn.

Alice is now friends with the Mad Hatter and 3 other people.

Albert Einstein is playing Farmville.

Billy the Kid-> Pat Garrett: Is that Bacon?
Pat Garrett: Yup
Bill the Kid: I'll be right out. #lovemesomebacon

Henry VIII just changed his relationship status from "married" to "it's complicated"
Henry VIII: Bitchz gotta go
Henry VIII unfriended Anne Bolelyn

John Smith: Hanging wit mah boo. ---with Pocahontas

Harry Houdini: Tied up right now. rofl

John Wilkes Booth: Shit's about to get real! @ Ford Theater

Black Beard: Long day of pillaging and plundering. Glad to be back on the ship.

Ebeneezer Scrooge: Ugh...can't sleep. txt me.

Lady Godiva was tagged in 3600 photos.

Chris Columbus: All you flat earth people can suck in @ The New World

Lizzie Borden: SOOOO Pissed.

Picasso: Headed to the docs. Ear issue. Pics to come.

William Tell: Everyone should mind their own business and stop judging my parenting style. UGH.

Nero: Fiddle music + Warm Fire = Perfect Night

Marie Antoinette: Sick of everyone bitching about not having bread. Eat some damn cake and shut up.

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